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Orel "Madman" Moneray III, legendary Banger for the 2074 World Champion Lakota Arrows UrbanBrawl team, was arrested by plain clothes Zone Defense Force officers today as he left a charity dinner in Stapleton, FRFZ. Moneray had been appearing on behalf of Child Hunger Watch, a charity dedicated to feeding the poor and indigent in the Denver area, particularly children.
Moneray was released upon his own recognizance, with no charges filed. Moneray, speaking through his agent, refused to comment.

Hoi, omae! Big news tonight is that someone hit a Tsuruga Interntional cargo train a few days ago. Official sources don't mention it, just noting that a cargo train running from Denver to Omaha suffered a "malfunction resulting in cargo loss." I heard from a little bird that el banditos hit a cargo car hauling 20th Century antiques, and managed to get away with enough to justify the trip. Someone is hopping mad about it, too, so if you know who did it, tell the to keep a low profile for a while.